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After Chester you shoulda said John Podesta. Like father like son...

I'm a Geordie me. We do use non-standard pronouns, as the first sentence shows. 'Us' is often used for 'me'. My favourite Geordie sentence is used when the weather is clement 'Bonny day, the day'. But McIntyre can't do a Geordie accent. That's telt him! If you want comedy about accents, I can recommend Stanley Baxter 'Parliamo Glasgow'

I don't drink either. Never have, never will.

'Nought' and 'naught' are essentially the same, and can be used interchangeably, although in the UK there is a difference in how they have most commonly been used. Not a hard and fast rule, but 'nought' has been the more usual form in numerical contexts, e.g. counting down from ten to nought, whilst 'naught' has been the more usual form in non-numerical contexts, e.g. there was naught he could do to avoid the crash. 'Naught', however is dying! Last century, usage in British newspapers was about 3:2 in favour of 'nought.' So far this century it's 4:1.

Can never go wrong with Michael McIntyre when it comes to comedy.

"What wine would you like sir?" Give me the one in the big box please. "Get out!"

The dude is being so polite to the old guy. he didn´t really like the song but he tries to explain how it was cool. so sad. this compared to any queen reaction is like a frost against a tropical wather. to me it says it all.

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I don´t get this song. it is weird and not structured. it reminds me of old pink floyd, just without any charm or.. structure. it is a weird song and many beatles song are. too english.. british that is. they did establish many thngs first but really, they eventually had very little to offer.

#facts

Conspiracy theories are interesting things... The questions that don't get answered is why they persist. For example if we've been to the moon 6 times between 1969-1972 why can't we do it now? The manned lunar mission was due this year, it's been put back twice - two years... Now stop arguing over what was and ask why now, what's wrong? What can't we do we could do over 50 years ago? That is the source of a conspiracy theory. If the problems were solved then, why aren't they solved now?

I used to belong to a wine group back in the 1990's. We once did a parallel taste test of Penfolds wines (all reds from one specific year). The top of the range is called Grange (current value A$1,199 for a bottle of 2017) of the 4 wines we tried, the second highest value range was actually nicer than the Grange but both top tier wines were far superior to the more budget friendly wines. If your budget is $10 a bottle all wines are going to taste similar imo - but you can't beat a properly aged wine from a decent winery ...and when you do spend good money for good wine, you definitely want to know it's not corked.

They did a blindfold wine taste test on a group of people and most couldn't tell the difference between red or white wine.....!

I was trying to eat Salted Nuts earlier. Don't try it!! Putting Salt on metal Nuts does not make them easier to eat.🧸🧸

You've done a lot of McIntyre's stand-up; you might also enjoy watching his 'Unexpected Star" segments.

Always amuses me when waiting staff bring a screw top bottle and still pour a little bit to see if it might be "corked". Many look confused when you try to explain it's not necessary.

A waiter friend of mine told me that the most popular wine on the list is always the 2nd-least-expensive. No-one wants to order the cheapest wine, and the restaurant knows this.

I don't drink, medical reasons, haven't for about 15 years, I also don't go out to eat at restaurants so I can't really relate to the whole wine thing. I know people obsess over it though, I guess that comes from 'the olden days' when wine was a luxury and all that, people seem to equate fancy wine with it, I dunno give me a good home cooked meal any day over a fancy restaurant and all that entails.

Tasting red wine is important. I've only ever encountered "corked" wine twice but wine is expensive and I don't want to pay for it if it's gone off. On one of those two rare occasions, the waiter tasted the wine and insisted that it was fine. The smell/taste of mould was obvious to everyone else at the table.

That was a fun reaction apart from the start, I drink a lot of coffee everyday and it takes me about 5 minutes to get to sleep.

My sister saw him live, she loved it. I wasn't impressed at time as I find his giggly, topsy turvy voice off putting. I was prepared to dislike these clips and you've made me a convert this year as voice aside he is funny. I still feel like he needs an inhaler after each sentence, imo. 😮😂🇬🇧

The show was in Edinburgh. I reckon if you are looking to write a script for the local crowd, then this is the best comedy script ever written.

Never tasted wine? I thought they were Christians. Over here they used to choose to be burned at the stake over their interpretation of transubstantiation. Now some churches in America don't do Holy Communion at all?

No alcohol, no coffee, I’m guessing you don’t smoke or hit bongs… so what is your vice in life? 😅

The 1951 Chateau Camensac (Haut Médoc) is a good wine...if you like young wine 🤔🙄

No idea about wine ... in truth, it always tastes like Vinegar to me

You say he looked angry…..have you seen acting before, you should see Rod Gilbert Thousand candles, or his Tog rant now that is acting angry.

I drink wine and I have no idea what the taste is like from a bottle of plonk to a 20-30 year old one. It all tastes the same.

LOL you'd have to open the wine to see if it was corked so they can't check beforehand. i love a nice wine and an ex partner of mine is a full-on expert with a million-dollar wine investment/collection so I learned a fair bit off him, but I'm no expert. i just know a the basics as to what goes with what and what I like. it does help to know a bit.

Sono continuamente stupito dalla profondità delle conoscenze e delle competenze dimostrate dai membri di questa comunità. È impressionante.✨

I’m a fan of ksi but holy shit prime is a curse. 💚🍓

He is awesome. You guys really should watch full episodes of The Big Show, or check out the Send To All videos and Midnight Game Show. So great.

INTELLIGENT Trevor Noah... using COMMEDY promoting the SPIRIT OF UNITY to overcome... ❤😂😢😮😅😊...

Nick if you dont know what having to cough a pube up, you are so innocent. I've been with my girl for 36 years and back when we were younger, she has had her legs wrapped around my neck. Coughing up a pube is the risk of the job. By the way, we have 5 adult kids now. Those days are gone.

You don't seem bright enough to be teachers? Certainly can't be history lessons ! Media Studies maybe?

In mainland Europe you generally dont have to show your passport when traveling by road between EU countries

Jame Acaster on Taskmaster is a good one to watch

If Gabe wants to hear horns on a Beatles song he has to listen to "got to get you into my life".

I feel comfortable with crossed arms

James is hilarious

I think this is when Lee started wearing contacts. Or so he mentioned

The best part was cut out BOOOOOO!!!!

I got offered a 40 pound Al Murray gig ticket for 18 pound.. And I refused because I was convinced that I would find myself in a front street 😢😢😂😂❤

Do Borat Clips

Hey, I just bought a ticket for his 2024 Guv tour, in Liverpool, England. And I am counting the days😂to ❤❤

"At almost the age of 40"??? I assumed you were late 50's ish just by the looks... But hey, at least you grey evenly 🤪 But a great section to an ICON 😁

You must do Long Term Relationship. Hilarious! 😂

Thalapathy Vijay ❤🔥

❤Kamal sir ❤

I can't believe there are people who don't like Acaster, these people must be quite intolerant.